Q: What's Moo-Jew Comedy?
A: Jewish comedians
  performing at Christmas time
  at a Chinese Restaurant.

Has a new Vermont Jewish Christmas time tradition taken hold? Any respectable Jew would clearly answer, "And why not?"

Ancient Hebrew texts and any Rabbi worth his or her salt will confirm that Jews have congregated for centuries at Chinese restaurants on Christmas Eve. Moo-Jew Comedy thus provides comedy in Jews' natural habitat. "Why should anyone have to schlep to a comedy show, when we can bring it right to them?" shrugged Lorber.

Non-Jews are welcome to Moo-Jew Comedy, especially loud ones. Worried that some non-Jewish audience members might miss a joke or two, Lorber has a plan, "We'll have Jewish interpreters who will shrug after each joke and say, 'You should have come last year.'"

Please check back in October, when we'll
announce the comedians!

Tickets are $50 and include a four-course dinner (vegetarian options, no MSG), plus all the comedy you can eat. It all takes place at the Asian Bistro at 121 Connor Way, Williston, VT, 05495. Price includes tax and tip, which qualifies as "such a deal." Dinner starts promptly at 8-ish.

When will you come?
Dec. 23
Dec. 24
Dec. 25

This year Chanukah, Christmas, and Moo-Jew Comedy share the same week. We'll be celebrating Chanukah, as we light the candles. We'll also honor the miracle of Chanukah, when one night's oil lasted for eight nights. To do that, Moo-Jew Comedy will be donating a portion of each ticket to Project Warmth, to bring heat and comfort to the homes of needy Vermonters.

 

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